HUDSON, Fla. (Jan. 7, 2015) – The t-shirt definitely tells the story.
Police in Pasco County, Fla., arrested John Balmer at a Kmart on Monday, reports WTVT. His t-shirt read “Who Need Drugs? No, seriously, I have drugs.”
Police said the t-shirt was accurate—according to the police report, he tried to give someone a small bag of drugs at the store, although the person didn’t accept it.
He put the bag near a checkout and paid before a deputy stopped him. The deputy found marijuana and methamphetamine in the bag.
Balmer was arrested on two possession charges, police said.